\nChecking my university email this morning, I found a security alert due to an off-campus stabbing in the vicinity of the campus. Read the alert below and see if it doesn’t conjure up an “interesting” mental image.<\/p>\n
\nJackson County Sheriff Department is reporting a stabbing at River Park Trailer Park<\/b>. This is located off of Old Cullowhee Rd. approximately 1\/2\/ mile from the rear entrance. Suspect is described as a White Female, Blonde Hair, slender build, approximately 5’5″ tall, poor dental hygiene.<\/b> No clothing description available. May be armed with a knife. Suspect was last seen on foot in the area of the trailer park. Due to the proximity to campus, the community should be aware of this event. There have been no sightings of the suspect on campus and officers are checking the area.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Stabbing. Trailer park. Poor dental hygiene.<\/p>\n
Sometimes the stereotypes about the Southern Appalachians exist for a reason. This may be one of them. <\/p>\n
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