{"id":2202,"date":"2013-06-24T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/2013\/06\/24\/weve-got-to-get-those-imaginary-guns\/"},"modified":"2019-08-16T18:22:19","modified_gmt":"2019-08-16T18:22:19","slug":"weve-got-to-get-those-imaginary-guns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/?p=2202","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;ve Got To Get Those Imaginary Guns Out Of Kids Hands!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13296,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/communities.washingtontimes.com\\\/neighborhood\\\/peoples-communities-cube\\\/2013\\\/jun\\\/22\\\/biden-launches-new-imaginary-gun-buyback-initiativ&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>\nOleg Atbashian is obviously a brilliant satirist. His take on Vice-President Joe Biden and a proposal for a buyback of imaginary guns is priceless.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"tr_bq\"><p>\n<i>Inspired by the \u201cToy Gun\u201d buyback program recently initiated by Hayward California\u2019s Strobridge Elementary School principal Charles Hill, Vice President Joe Biden is scheduled to announce today White House backing of a new \u201cImaginary Gun\u201d buyback program.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe have been plagued by a recent rash of imaginary gun incidents in our nation\u2019s schools,\u201d said Biden spokesman Aldous Orwell. \u201cChildren live in terror because of rampant imagination.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Step One of the program would entail registration of imaginary weapons in a National Imaginary Terror Weapon Information Tracking System (NITWITS).<\/p>\n<p>Educators will help students fill out a form from NITWITS to see if their imaginations are producing unacceptable thoughts involving a weapon of any kind.<\/p>\n<p>Once the initial database has been created, \u201cAt Risk\u201d students will be identified, removed from their regular classes, and subjected to a more rigorous investigation by NITWITS.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/communities.washingtontimes.com\/neighborhood\/peoples-communities-cube\/2013\/jun\/22\/biden-launches-new-imaginary-gun-buyback-initiativ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read the whole piece here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oleg Atbashian is obviously a brilliant satirist. His take on Vice-President Joe Biden and a proposal for a buyback&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":3,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21,3014],"class_list":["post-2202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor","tag-joe-biden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9246,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202\/revisions\/9246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}