{"id":2871,"date":"2012-10-30T18:09:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T18:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/2012\/10\/30\/this-is-unpossible\/"},"modified":"2019-08-16T18:19:53","modified_gmt":"2019-08-16T18:19:53","slug":"this-is-unpossible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/?p=2871","title":{"rendered":"This Is Unpossible"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14938,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.guardian.co.uk\\\/film\\\/2012\\\/sep\\\/02\\\/cockneys-vs-zombies-review-french&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.theguardian.com\\\/film\\\/2012\\\/sep\\\/02\\\/cockneys-vs-zombies-review-french&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>\nI think most of us would agree that zombies and zombie movies have pretty much jumped the shark. Now we see a British-made movie, <i>Cockneys vs Zombies<\/i>, has come out. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/film\/2012\/sep\/02\/cockneys-vs-zombies-review-french\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">It features the residents of the Bow Bells Care Home<\/a> and a few of their grandchildren fighting off a horde of hungry zombies with full-auto AKs and M-16s.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry but this is just implausible premise. Not the zombies but ordinary Brits having access to anything stronger than harsh words with which to fight them.<\/p>\n<p>That is just umpossible in Her Majesty&#8217;s gun-free paradise.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eH3p-giK1MU\" width=\"560\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think most of us would agree that zombies and zombie movies have pretty much jumped the shark. Now&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1487,2755],"class_list":["post-2871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-united-kingdom","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2871"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8484,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions\/8484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}