{"id":30107,"date":"2020-03-18T11:37:38","date_gmt":"2020-03-18T11:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/?p=30107"},"modified":"2020-03-18T11:38:11","modified_gmt":"2020-03-18T11:38:11","slug":"your-earwig-for-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/?p=30107","title":{"rendered":"Your Earwig For The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:5068,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.azlyrics.com\\\/lyrics\\\/carldouglas\\\/kungfufighting.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/b.azlyrics.com\\\/?u=\\\/lyrics\\\/carldouglas\\\/kungfufighting.html&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:5069,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/en.wikipedia.org\\\/wiki\\\/List_of_songs_recorded_by_%22Weird_Al%22_Yankovic&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Tell me honestly that the first time you heard COVID-19 referred to as Kung Flu that this song didn&#8217;t start playing in your head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bmfudW7rbG0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Adapting the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azlyrics.com\/lyrics\/carldouglas\/kungfufighting.html\" class=\"rank-math-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">chorus line<\/a> for today you get:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p> Everybody was Kung Flu fighting<\/p><p>Those viruses were fast as lightning<\/p><p>In fact it was a little bit frightening<\/p><p>But they fought with expert timing <\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_songs_recorded_by_%22Weird_Al%22_Yankovic\" class=\"rank-math-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">From what I can tell<\/a>, Weird Al Yankovich never parodied that song. So what is he waiting for?!<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tell me honestly that the first time you heard COVID-19 referred to as Kung Flu that this song didn&#8217;t&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5151,5051,5150,21,5152],"class_list":["post-30107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-carl-douglas","tag-coronavirus","tag-earwig","tag-humor","tag-kung-fu-fighting-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30107"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30110,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30107\/revisions\/30110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlygunsandmoney.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}