The PLA runs on whitewall tires?

The Washington Times ran a story today describing how the Chinese are rapidly building up their armed forces beyond what would be needed to defend themselves or to attack Taiwan. This is, of course, an important story.

However, when I saw the picture below of a Chinese missile-carrying truck, I cracked up. Whitewalls? The People’s Liberation Army has trucks with whitewall tires? Bwahahahahahahaha.

File Picture (Associated Press)

Tactical Pet Clothing

You have a dog and you want it to be tactical. The only problem is that instead of a German Shepherd, Doberman, or Rottweiler you have a little yapping ankle biter. Now it is no problem anymore thanks to the folks who have produced the Tacticool dog sweater.

Let’s get real here. What says tactical more than a silhouette of an AR-15 with a red dot scope? I sure wish they made it in either camo or Coyote brown!

God Texts Moses

The Complementary Spouse sent me this today.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl

no1 b4 me. srsly
dnt wrshp pix/idols
no omg’s
no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
pos ok – ur m&d r cool
dnt kill ppl
:-X only w/ m8
dnt steal
dnt lie re:bf
dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. Or dnkey. Myob