Tactical Pet Clothing

You have a dog and you want it to be tactical. The only problem is that instead of a German Shepherd, Doberman, or Rottweiler you have a little yapping ankle biter. Now it is no problem anymore thanks to the folks who have produced the Tacticool dog sweater.

Let’s get real here. What says tactical more than a silhouette of an AR-15 with a red dot scope? I sure wish they made it in either camo or Coyote brown!

God Texts Moses

The Complementary Spouse sent me this today.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl

no1 b4 me. srsly
dnt wrshp pix/idols
no omg’s
no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
pos ok – ur m&d r cool
dnt kill ppl
:-X only w/ m8
dnt steal
dnt lie re:bf
dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. Or dnkey. Myob