We’ve Got To Get Those Imaginary Guns Out Of Kids Hands!

Oleg Atbashian is obviously a brilliant satirist. His take on Vice-President Joe Biden and a proposal for a buyback of imaginary guns is priceless.

Inspired by the “Toy Gun” buyback program recently initiated by Hayward California’s Strobridge Elementary School principal Charles Hill, Vice President Joe Biden is scheduled to announce today White House backing of a new “Imaginary Gun” buyback program.

“We have been plagued by a recent rash of imaginary gun incidents in our nation’s schools,” said Biden spokesman Aldous Orwell. “Children live in terror because of rampant imagination.”

Step One of the program would entail registration of imaginary weapons in a National Imaginary Terror Weapon Information Tracking System (NITWITS).

Educators will help students fill out a form from NITWITS to see if their imaginations are producing unacceptable thoughts involving a weapon of any kind.

Once the initial database has been created, “At Risk” students will be identified, removed from their regular classes, and subjected to a more rigorous investigation by NITWITS.

Read the whole piece here.

Humor To Start Your Weekend

We’ve all heard the debates about which pistol caliber is the one to have. Heck, we may have even participated in one or two along the way. Should we carry “God’s own caliber”, a Nine, or that that upstart .40 S&W? And what about a .357 Magnum?

But what caliber puts the most fear into criminals and other assorted thugs? The video below suggests one answer.

As for me, I have a pistol (or two) in each of those calibers and in some that aren’t listed. I say carry what works for you.

High Capacity Cookware Ban

My friend Bob Mayne who produces the HandgunWorld Podcast has just put out a humorous YouTube which pokes fun at the gun banners. It uses all the same language that the gun prohibitionists’ spout daily but Bob applies it to stuff like high capacity pressure cookers and blenders. He even talks about the cooking show loophole.

While it may seem absurd when applied to cookware, is it really any more absurd than the gun prohibitionists’ arguments about guns and standard capacity magazines? I don’t think so.

A Wicked Good Sense Of Humor

I don’t know who writes the Rocky Mountain Right blog but they have a wicked good sense of humor. Their latest post is ostensibly written by Rep. Diana DeGette (D-CO) and contains her guide to gun safety.

It contains this warning about those dastardly “assault weapons” and how to recognize them.

WARNING: A RIFLE THAT HAS BEEN PAINTED BLACK IS AN ASSAULT WEAPON, ONLY
HANDLE AN ASSAULT WEAPON IF YOU HAVE BEEN PREVIOUSLY AUTHORIZED BY AN ELECTED
OFFICIAL OR CELEBRITY.

The post even has drawings to illustrate the dangers of certain kinds of ammunition. I didn’t know ammo had dragons in it!

Go to the link above and read the whole thing.

Ah, The Problems Of Love In The Modern World

I came across this video about love in the modern world on the KitUp! blog. It’s a song about a gun owner who is in love with an anti-gunner. That is just so sad! I just can’t imagine how hard that would be.

Checking out his YouTube channel which contains a number of other funny tunes and shooting videos, I think this story may have had a happy ending. Check out the rings fingers of those two as well. Looks like a wedding ring to me!

You can find the lyrics to “I’m In Love With An Anti-Gunner” by going here and clicking show more.

The Things You Can Get At Wally World

You can get darn near anything at your local Walmart including, it seems, a 10-point buck.

That was the case at the Burrell Township, Pennsylvania store back in November on the opening day of deer season. Arcangelo Bianco Jr. had just pulled into Walmart when the 10-point buck came around the corner of the building. Not one to let an opportunity like this go to waste, Mr. Bianco hopped out of his truck and started firing at it with his pistol. And there begins his troubles.

From the Indiana (PA) Gazette:

Which is why Arcangelo Bianco Jr., 40, finds himself in trouble with the Pennsylvania Game Commission.

According to the commission, Bianco fired several rounds at a hapless white-tailed deer from within the Burrell Township store’s parking lot and bagged the animal on the other side of Old William Penn Highway (Old Route 22) one afternoon last November.

The most serious of the charges he faces is a misdemeanor count of reckless endangerment. He also was slapped with five summary offenses, all hunting law violations, including hunting without a license, shooting on or across highways and unlawful killing or taking of big game.

“Obviously, we can’t have someone running through a Walmart parking lot shooting at a deer,” said Jack Lucas, the wildlife conservation officer who investigated the incident.

After killing the deer, Mr. Bianco loaded it up in his truck and took it to the local meat processor to be butchered. Unfortunately, he didn’t get to keep it as it was seized as evidence in the case. Officer Lucas notes that the deer and surveillance footage from the Walmart security cameras will be used as evidence in court. He also said that the buck that Mr. Bianco shot was probably the best he’d seen in the last two years in Indiana County.

I guess the moral of the story is that just because you can get something at Walmart doesn’t mean you should.

UPDATE: CBS Pittsburgh is also covering the story and they have video of the Walmart. I like the comments of the District Attorney who says that they are a big hunting community and that people who are legitimate hunters are upset about the incident. Mr. Bianco is also charged with violations of game laws as they carry stiffer penalties. He faces his first hearing on May 1st.

Ahh, Those Leftist Monkeys

I’ve been at our regional business meeting since yesterday morning which explains the lighter than normal blogging. One of our presentations yesterday included this clip from YouTube involving grapes, cucumbers, and Capuchin monkeys. It was from the TED talk by Frans de Waal.

You will notice that it is the monkey on the left that pitches the fit when it is only given something that is good for it. I’ll leave it at that.

Only In Texas…

I was working on my travel arrangements for the NRA Annual Meeting in Houston when I came across this. I was pricing rental cars through Budget Rent-A-Car.

If you look closely, the cheapest vehicle is the Ford F-150 pickup truck. The rate for my intended rental period is $130 cheaper for the F-150 than for an economy car like the Chevy Aveo.

I love Texas!