Many people have seen or heard of the video of the little Ukrainian woman accosting a Russian soldier to give him sunflower seeds. She tells him to put the seeds in his pocket so they will sprout in Ukrainian soil as he lies dead.
Today I saw this post on Instapundit from someone who goes by Flight Er Doc.
Amazon has many varieties of sunflower seeds. There are Mammoth ones like these, assortments of various colors of sunflowers, and Dwarf Sunspots sunflowers.
If you would rather go with something more traditional from wars of the past, you can get Red Flanders Poppies.
If you don’t want to send actual seeds, might I suggest a greeting card with sunflowers on it. The one below with a painting by Claude Monet might be nice. It would also allow you to send a personalized message to Vladimir Putin.
You are only limited by your imagination. The Russians and the Soviets before them have been fucking with us for years. It is time to return the favor.
As an aside, if you do order from Amazon with the links above, I do earn a small commission which goes to supporting this blog.
UPDATE: The sunflower seeds have been delivered. Too bad we can’t put them in Putin’s pocket.
According to one of the comments, Amazon does put your name on the return envelope or box. Might be time to get out the old Geiger counter. I doubt I’ll be getting a night time visit from the FSB. If I do, I can rest easy knowing North Carolina has the castle doctrine.