Tell me honestly that the first time you heard COVID-19 referred to as Kung Flu that this song didn’t start playing in your head.
Adapting the chorus line for today you get:
Everybody was Kung Flu fighting
Those viruses were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
From what I can tell, Weird Al Yankovich never parodied that song. So what is he waiting for?!