Your Earwig For The Day

Tell me honestly that the first time you heard COVID-19 referred to as Kung Flu that this song didn’t start playing in your head.

Adapting the chorus line for today you get:

Everybody was Kung Flu fighting

Those viruses were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with expert timing

From what I can tell, Weird Al Yankovich never parodied that song. So what is he waiting for?!