A company called Kitanica has these cool tactical shorts out. The model Xl.A is shown below.
The shorts also come in other colors such as olive, sage green, and black.
And how much do these cool Kitanica Xl.A pants cost? How about $107!!
By contrast, a nice pair of either Columbia or Carhartt cargo shorts costs about $25 at Cabelas. If you really want to be fancy you can get the UnderArmour Safari Cargo shorts for $55.
Jeez, for that price they must think you are some sort of government contracting officer to be able to spend that much.
H/T SoldierSystems.