I don’t know what the good Colonel would say after reading the GunMinion’s update on the gun rules, but some of the additions actually makes sense.
The whole list:
The Gun Rules
All guns are always loaded.
Always keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction.
Keep your booger finger off the bang switch.
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
Identify your target, and know your backstop.
Be in control of your firearms at all times.
If they are within range, so are you.
Every bullet has a lawyer attached.
H/T The GunDudes