The Iowahawk has just posted some “war etiquette tips from Senator Lindsey Graham of the Charleston Grahams”. Senator Graham, as some may remember, is aghast at the uproar in Afghanistan that the Rev. Terry Jones caused by burning a Koran and is seeking ways to make it illegal.
My only suggestion is not to be eating or drinking while reading as you might choke.
Actually, Senator Graham is from the Central Grahams as in Central, South Carolina and was a member of Pi Kappa Phi. But who cares when the Iowahawk is at work eviscerating pompous members of the Senate.