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The Obama for America 2012 site is pushing this martini glass set with which to “toast to victory in 2012.” These glasses – and the cult of Obama – are enough to make one a teetotaler or, at least, to drink straight out of the bottle.
Oh, and to celebrate Obama’s 88th round of golf of his presidency and 30th this year, you can also get the Obama Golf Divot Tool.
H/T Amanda Carpenter
*Gag*