Mayor Michael Bloomberg suffers from cultural ignorance.
Late last week, he attributed the two glassine packets of a white powder in the purse of Tennessee med student Meredith Graves to cocaine. He didn’t say they were alleged to be cocaine but that they were cocaine.
When asked whether the woman deserved any leniency, Mayor Michael Bloomberg indicated to reporters at a press conference in Brooklyn today that she had other problems.
“Let’s assume she didn’t get arrested for carrying a gun,” he said. “She probably would have gotten arrested for the cocaine that was in her pocket.”
Chemical tests proved the “alleged cocaine” was nothing of the sort according to the Manhattan D.A.’s office. If I had to make a guess, it was either a Goody’s Headache Powder or a BC Powder. Both products were developed by pharmacists in North Carolina early in the 20th century and consist of aspirin, caffeine, and, in the case of Goody’s, acetaminophen. Both powders are now made and sold by pharmaceutical giant GlaxoSmithKline.
Anyone raised in the South would know what a headache powder was because we’ve seen it since we were infants. However, I guess if you run in certain New York City high society circles like Mayor Bloomberg, white powder in a glassine packet always translates into cocaine.
To encourage cultural literacy in the Office of the Mayor of the City of New York, I would make the following suggestion. Go down to your local pharmacy, get yourself a small package of either BC Powders or Goody’s and mail it to Mayor Bloomberg. If you live in an area that doesn’t sell it, no problem. You can order both Goody’s and BC Powders from Amazon.com and have it shipped directly to Hizzoner.
The mailing address is:
9 thoughts on “Cultural Ignorance”
Query: does that statement not including "alleged" meet the bar for libel?
I'm thinking part of her defense is his statements.
Now, I need to 'take a powder'.
That's hilarious. I'd love to see his face when he started getting Goody's Powder in the mail. He'd probably call the Dept of Homeland Security and scream "Anthrax!"
I wish to call him a vulgar name that implies that he has no reasoning skills, but I can't find a group of people to compare him to that would not also be an insult to that group of people. I don't want to get angry letters from the American Association of Morons.
Good job, John. I like!
@Ian: I don't know but hope it does.
IT was apparently a week after the substance was confiscated – he should have known or known to keep his trap shut
Glassine envelopes with white powder…you mean something like this?
What an idiot.
Not just New Yorkers.
Out here in the West nobody's ever seen such a thing either.
And the headline:
Gun Control: A Movement Without Followers
More Americans favor Second Amendment rights, and lower murder rates in big cities convince some that tough laws are unnecessary
And laughter breaks out in 3..2..1..
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